What? You're Giving Away Another Duo-Fast Cordless Roofing Nailer? You kuh-razy.
We picked a winner in the Duo-Fast roofing nailer contest. It was Anthony who said that...
"An unnecessary airhose on a roof is as dangerous as a guy I used to
work with who demolished a roof by cutting through the rafters and then
jumped on the roof. He also shot himself in the ankle with a framing
Sounds like an awesome guy. The other day, we heard a story about a guy who accidentally nailed his wallet to his ass with a framing gun. Funny people to talk about. Lousy people to work with.
So We've got another Duo-Fast to give away. The rules are the same: Leave a comment at this site to enter and increase your chances of winning by 'liking' the Duo-Fast Facebook page (that gives you five additional entries).
So this time, finish this sentence:
"Roofing is as brutal as...."
Seriously, we think roofing is totally brutal. It's brutal on your clothes, your legs, your back, and your hydration. The way we see it there are about five day each year when the weather is OK for roofing. The rest of the time it's either too cold, too hot, or it's raining. So tell us how brutal you think roofing is and you might win a slick Duo-Fast nailer.
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Posted by Doug Mahoney at August 22, 2011 6:33 PM
Roofing is as brutal as...
"...waking up a 6 o'clock every morning, half an hour before going to bed; drinking a cup of sulphuric acid for breakfast; going to work 25 hours a day at mill, day in, day out; and then when you get home, your parents cut you in half with a breadknife and dance on your grave." [Monty Python]
not entering the contest, my roofing days are behind me, but had to share this comedic gem.
"roofing in the middle of July as a Redhead" Bill Burr on the worlds hardest job.
Roofing is as brutal as watching an ugly, bearded, 40 year old ballerina do "Swan Lake" on a tightrope. Made even worse by the fact that you are the ugly, bearded, 40 year old ballerina...