July 27, 2009

'Hammered' Apparently No Longer Means 'Drunk'

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If you've ever done anything and thought, "man, that was a bad idea," you'll feel pretty good about this story. It's about a guy in Romania who acts on a completely unprecedented level of the bad idea universe. The short of it is that he was apparently constipated and felt that the best way to deal with his situation was to shove not one, but two hammer heads up his *ahem*.

His home remedy was discovered when he arrived at a hospital complaining of abdominal pains. According to a Hospital spokesperson, "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated."

We repeat, "A bit drunk...."

There are pictures and the rest of the story over at The Sun.

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Posted by Doug Mahoney at July 27, 2009 8:37 PM

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Hey, the Assman's in town!


Posted by: Joe Cline at July 29, 2009 8:13 PM

lol,I'm not buying this guys story, if anything cherries have healthy amounts of water, fiber,etc, things that would help with constipation. I think this guy just like shoving things up his can.
I would be interested in hearing some of his other homemade remedies though.


Posted by: Kevin at July 28, 2009 11:26 PM
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